Always be nice to your stepchildren -
you never know when they might marry a prince.
If you let your child try for themselves,
they just might fly.
Sometimes, children come from unexpected places.
Be sure to support your child's life decisions...
or she might turn you into a bear.
Betrothal works.
Be sure to embrace your child's special abilities,
or she might freeze the kingdom.
Never allowing your child out eventually backfires.
Always do a trial run with the babysitter.
If you can't say somethin' nice,
don't say nothin' at all.
Don't worry when your child's toys are missing -
they will turn up.
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